i think fred armisen is a genius in hilarity but then a smaller part of me thinks that as a person he is probably super shitty and gaslight-ey abusive
one year my friend decided to be pikachu after i told her i was going to be pikachu
speak on it
white people can sympathize with rapists, mass murderers, psychopaths and cannibals but nah that dead black kid had it coming
forget howl lets talk about the real Stealer of the Show, spicy mama Prince Justin. how about a little fire scarecrow indeed mmmm
i mentally wrote this post in the shower because i remembered him being a lot cuter but now i realize he looks like anthropomorphic banana pudding. well the lesson here is that we tried. prince justin tried and i think that’s something we can all relate to. sometimes you come out on top and sometimes you’re delicious custard
Life goals and aspirations
the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.